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Old 06-09-2008, 04:33 PM
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Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

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2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:35 PM
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Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

and

2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow

Dude....I walked around Toga for 5 days. Those 3 girls were your ONLY chance of getting laid that week. With any luck, they may be back this year to give you another shot.
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:42 PM
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Dude....I walked around Toga for 5 days. Those 3 girls were your ONLY chance of getting laid that week. With any luck, they may be back this year to give you another shot.
That's so wrong. You're supposed to be his friend and build him up.

Scav.....you're hanging out with the wrong guys ( and not reading enough ).
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:50 PM
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Ok, I have to stop things there. Since when is it hard to find action in the non-350 lb. category at Saratoga?
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:54 PM
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Ok, I have to stop things there. Since when is it hard to find action in the non-350 lb. category at Saratoga?
its not, but GPK proceeded to try and alter my focus from the racing form to 350lb woman that HE wanted....He was trying to throw the handsome young buck to do the dirty work so they he can try and use his old man charm to seal the deal on minimum effort. I didn't fall for it.
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:59 PM
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its not, but GPK proceeded to try and alter my focus from the racing form to 350lb woman that HE wanted....He was trying to throw the handsome young buck to do the dirty work so they he can try and use his old man charm to seal the deal on minimum effort. I didn't fall for it.

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Old 06-09-2008, 05:04 PM
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What happened after that race was ridiculous. There is always an outrider with a walkie-talkie at the same spot on the track. Aside from a breakdown or other incident, they are there for the sole purpose of relaying any claim of foul. If you ever wondered how it can be that races are posted official before the horses all return to be unsaddled it is because they have all passed the designated outrider on their return from the gallop out. That's how it's supposed to work anyway.

Maybe the stewards mistakenly thought this happened but then again, what were they looking at during the race? It seemed pretty clear that there was some action in there. The stewards should be fined or otherwise disciplined as should the outrider.
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:06 PM
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The stewards should be fined or otherwise disciplined as should the outrider.

What exactly did the stewards do that you know is wrong?
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Old 06-09-2008, 08:52 PM
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That's so wrong. You're supposed to be his friend and build him up.

Scav.....you're hanging out with the wrong guys ( and not reading enough ).
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Just for the record, this is the human being that asked me to hit on abnormally large woman that were sitting next to us at Saratoga.

1) How dare he ask me to hit on chicks DURING THE DAY AT THE RACETRACK?

and

2) These weren't even slightly large woman, which I am cool with, I am talking like 350+ type stuff here.

And before anyone goes nuts on me, I am all for fat people, I am slightly large myself, but 350+...wow

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Old 06-09-2008, 05:18 PM
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