OH Speeding Ticket controversy for me!!!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Let me explain something to you...notype.




Do you think you are the first person to reach way down low into GIC's in order to try and rattle me?

You're not even close.


But the fact that you would reach down low does expose your knuckle dragging tendencies and little noodle.

So let's have a few more of your gems.

Come on now---don't be shy.

I know you can do it.

How's the wifey?




























































































































And now I will hide.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

How's the wifey?


And now I will hide.

Which one ?

[Mortimer]

As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.




Here's mine:




In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.





Not the patrolman.



The Time Traveler defense has worked.



Technically they can throw you in jail immediately for life with no parole.Normally it's a 2x for every mile over on top of 5 large.





Or you can give the guy $500 cash and all is forgotten.




I know...I've been there...I've done that.......she wasn't that good...but I did.

[jwkniska]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.

In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.

You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by jwkniska

You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.

how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by notyep59

how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?

Capture Public Enemy Number One ,Bonnie Parker, and we'll see.

But be warned....she has vowed never to be issued a speeding ticket alive.

[Mortimer]

Notice the swine never questioned my assertion a speeding ticket is a life without parole consequense.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by jwkniska

You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.

Oh my God.







You can't be serious.

You will never be Wheel Barrow if you really are.




Now say....."I was joking."



PLEASE.