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Old 05-28-2008, 09:43 AM
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UbclyTrust may now be viewed in 4D glasses.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:44 AM
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Hey dewds!!


Debbie is ironing today in VERY short shorts!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:45 AM
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Let's eliminate all females in supervisory positions.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:46 AM
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We Don't Need No Stinking Badges!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:47 AM
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DT Swag will be available out of the trunk of Steve's car at exactly 2 AM tomorrow morning.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:49 AM
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I understand All Pacino shelled out 10 million to take CRUISING off the public movie list.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:49 AM
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Well....someone say something!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:36 AM
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( let's listen in as Scav putts...I mean reacts to the judges harsh sentencing )






































NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I AM INNO-CENT!!


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!






NOOOOOOO!


NONONONONO!!!





OH GOD!!...HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!


















LEAVE ME ALONE!!........I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY DEBIT CARD!!!









THE DEPUTY LIES!! HE LIES!!

THE SWINE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I AM A PATSY...YOU ARE A KANGERO!!




NOOOO!























I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU ALL!!











MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:44 AM
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And so...what has the Human Offering taught us all here today?




No one?






How about....................you never know just how you look....


...until you get your picture took.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:53 AM
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And so...what has the Human Offering taught us all here today?




No one?






How about....................you never know just how you look....


...until you get your picture took.
Sir, I would like to thank you for completely ruining my thread, which was meant as an advice thread of what I should do, in this time of need.

At least the top predata gave me some advice and well thought out discussion, she helped me.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:00 AM
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Dont Taze Me Bro!!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:29 AM
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Dont Taze Me Bro!!!!
Looks like he went to lunch....
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:39 AM
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Sir, I would like to thank you for completely ruining my thread, which was meant as an advice thread of what I should do, in this time of need.

At least the top predata gave me some advice and well thought out discussion, she helped me.
Oh forget it.

As for Ms. Parker...she's dead.




Know what ahm sayin' ?










I am always.....at your service.
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