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Old 05-12-2008, 07:36 PM
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Clearly.

I believe she desires a date with your pud.


Get that frosted tip looking smartly!
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:58 AM
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Clearly.

I believe she desires a date with your pud.


Get that frosted tip looking smartly!


Too big a sissy.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:30 AM
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Too big a sissy.
Stop putzing around here.....you get a pm off to Hossy RIGHT NOW and let him know in no uncertain terms what you desires upon him are.



















Don't be a fool.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:14 AM
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thud
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:25 AM
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I first thought it to be simple flirting. However, after a lifetime of disappointing people and women in general I feel like I am able to sense when one is pissed. The Cajunatah seems pissed.

Hossy...sometimes we make too much of things.


This girl is very interested in you...believe me.






She has begun the ritual Dance of Frosted Tip Hand Jive.


Remember those full breasts???















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Old 05-13-2008, 09:37 AM
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rule-eng un ze flour!!!!




Oh mine God.


























thud!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:05 AM
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Hossy..Andrew just gave me a great idea.



Listen to this....memorize it so you can sing it to her:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucSZwGsodpQ


Pay close attention to the beauty of the lyrics---particularly how her presence " just blows me away". ....ya can't buy stuff like this.


Oh---make sure to inhale large quantities of laughing gas before you sing to her.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:11 AM
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I think in order to seal the deal Hossy should sing this classic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptJXkLUEmB8

If you can't sing falsetto then a nice dose of helium will do.
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:41 PM
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I first thought it to be simple flirting. However, after a lifetime of disappointing people and women in general I feel like I am able to sense when one is pissed. The Cajunatah seems pissed.
Nope.

Should I be?
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Oh.

Well ah ...




















































































You should be mad at me too.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:46 PM
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Hossy..you won't believe what she did.....she.......................










Oh gosh.

I'm not supposed to tell...forget what I said.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:34 PM
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Hossy..you won't believe what she did.....she.......................










Oh gosh.

I'm not supposed to tell...forget what I said.
Oh bother. Ya big sissy.
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