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Old 05-07-2008, 09:12 PM
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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the men nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some man. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the boys.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:15 PM
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OOOOOOOOOO

Well played.
too easy,
but thank you for the lay up


and a more disgusting image that Sumitas' post
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:38 PM
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What if Janitor in a Drum threw his support to Mrs. Buttersworth?

Could this influence the outcome?



HHH.....what about you,sir?
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:42 PM
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Mr. Clean and the Tidy Bowl Man,

in a tag team match

would clean up on the competition.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:45 PM
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oh, come on...vs tom cruise? i'd take mrs buttersworth. hell, i'd take anyone over that candy ass.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:45 PM
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Mr. Clean and the Tidy Bowl Man,

in a tag team match

would clean up on the competition.
no pun intended, surely...
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:09 AM
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Mr. Clean and the Tidy Bowl Man,

in a tag team match

would clean up on the competition.

Thad wuz gud!!
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:08 AM
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What if Janitor in a Drum threw his support to Mrs. Buttersworth?

Could this influence the outcome?



HHH.....what about you,sir?

Aunt Jemina would join forces w/ M.B.

I would rather see PETA vs. NYC OTB......now that would be a mismatch!
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:05 AM
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Aunt Jemina would join forces w/ M.B.

I would rather see PETA vs. NYC OTB......now that would be a mismatch!

That's butter!!


I mean better!!
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