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Old 02-15-2008, 12:40 PM
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STEVE!!


What happened to my birthday notice on the front page??
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:42 PM
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My stay will be short if nonsense like that keeps up.
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:55 PM
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don't let US keep you

Hello cefinborpher...God what a name;


Are you contributing or just advertising your cavity contents?


Best regards,

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Old 02-15-2008, 01:22 PM
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I've contributed everytime I post here. Thank you.
Since there are numerous public handicappers, all over the map,
reveal the "genius" of automatically not betting your own
selection because a public handicapper agrees with it.
gahead.
Well I'd lke to know how the last few contribute to anything but the local landfill.



Idiot--- you reveal your court jester ways. A public handicapper is not going to agree with anything you pick. It's quite the opposite and you are the type to emit positive ions when having "noticed" as much.



You have nowhere to go,but further down.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:45 PM
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Happy birthday, Dull One.

Or as they say in Iceland, til hamingju með afmælið.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:52 PM
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Happy birthday, Dull One.

Or as they say in Iceland, til hamingju með afmælið.
meik nammer skein fellatiogielb
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:06 PM
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meik nammer skein fellatiogielb
That either means i'm the fellatio queen or you want a new Tonka truck for Christmas..... not sure.

ég geta gera þú öskur
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:51 PM
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OK.
you win.
I dismiss all I have learned about handicapping.
BTW, are you the same dope who preached to me about keeping records,
only to put out 25 selections and miss the winner's circle ENTIRELY for the
ensuing 36 hours ?
And if you're such a good handicapper, why would you care what anyone
else picks ?
As I told what's her name---I am not BTW.




I only care who I pick. You shouldn't do the same. You'll save money.

Copy off them.
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:09 PM
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I hate to ask a stupid question..... BUT...... why is this tread STILL going ?
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:11 PM
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I know WHY....I got pulled into another ""Morty"" thread....
......Nevah Mind.................
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STEVE!!


What happened to my birthday notice on the front page??
Even if it was your birthday, it was your first day here... How would you receive any birthday greetings when no one knows you?

Please provide a birth certificate to prove your birthday was any time in the previous or upcoming 7 days. A death certificate would also suffice.
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Even if it was your birthday, it was your first day here... How would you receive any birthday greetings when no one knows you?

Please provide a birth certificate to prove your birthday was any time in the previous or upcoming 7 days. A death certificate would also suffice.
Steve;


What's the deal here? Since when does anyone have to be known to receive a birthday greeting?

Oh hey---forget it. I can follow the animosity line . Been there---done that. Someone who nets over 500 large every month at this game does expect it.






Better luck next time----I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest
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The




Sky



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Sky



Is



Blue.

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empty.
Dogs bark.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:19 PM
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Dogs bark.

Sit up and drop dead.
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Steve;


What's the deal here? Since when does anyone have to be known to receive a birthday greeting?

Oh hey---forget it. I can follow the animosity line . Been there---done that. Someone who nets over 500 large every month at this game does expect it.






Better luck next time----I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest
I'm confused... is it Blackthroatedwind's birthday?
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:33 PM
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I'm confused... is it Blackthroatedwind's birthday?

Hello my pris smudge pot;



First I'd have to know who that is. Then I probably wouldn't know anyway so what's the point? And it's MY birthday today.


Gee thanks. I really appreciate it.






Best offloaded...I mean regards,

Bill "Prime Time" Dullest
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