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Old 02-14-2008, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
A Valentines poem for all the Nerdy Trailers:

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that sh!t for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of ****
So there's the story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fu<k Valentines Day!
That was beautiful, you ever think about writing for Hallmark?
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