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Old 01-20-2008, 05:42 PM
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Let me put it this way...most of you approach with your best shiny face on,but with evil thoughts in your minds.


That's not fair to your prey.






I come in the back door...by surprise...and display my worst possible side.There is a point where some will hear that tune...and say ....."HEY!!...This guy's SWELL!!!"































But don't ever call me a fucl<ing azzhole over nothing.


See what ahm sayin' ?
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Old 01-20-2008, 05:45 PM
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Let me put it this way...most of you approach with your best shiny face on,but with evil thoughts in your minds.


That's not fair to your prey.






I come in the back door...by surprise...and display my worst possible side.There is a point where some will hear that tune...and say ....."HEY!!...This guy's SWELL!!!"































But don't ever call me a fucl<ing azzhole over nothing.


See what ahm sayin' ?

Sissy....preying isn't about being fair.

You sir, have become weak.

Goodbye...my work here is done.














































move along...nothing here for you to see anymore.
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Old 01-20-2008, 05:47 PM
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Sissy....preying isn't about being fair.

You sir, have become weak.

Goodbye...my work here is done.


move along...nothing here for you to see anymore.


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Old 01-20-2008, 05:53 PM
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Let me put it this way...most of you approach with your best shiny face on,but with evil thoughts in your minds.


That's not fair to your prey.






I come in the back door...by surprise...and display my worst possible side.There is a point where some will hear that tune...and say ....."HEY!!...This guy's SWELL!!!"































But don't ever call me a fucl<ing azzhole over nothing.


See what ahm sayin' ?


I heard the tune. You are a "swell" guy.


Back to the original post, I live within my budget, no charge cards ( if I don't have the cash, I don't buy it), and at this point, only have my mortgage in terms of any loan. It will be paid off in 5 years. I find it hard to have sympathy for people who overextended themselves and have been living on credit the last few years. Should have realized they'd eventually have to pay up.







P.S. To Morty-I put the heater on in the basement for you (and so my pipes don't freeze!).
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:29 PM
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Kissy-poo.


























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Old 01-20-2008, 06:40 PM
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......You are a "swell" guy...
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P.S. To Morty-I put the heater on in the basement for you...
Are we gonna need to douse you two with a bucket of water ...?
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:41 PM
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spray them down with a garden hose....
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:42 PM
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spray them down with a garden hose....
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Hit us with it baby!!
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:41 PM
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Are we gonna need to douse you two with a bucket of water ...?
Cherish the thought!
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:44 PM
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Cherish the thought!
we all know you're just looking for a wet t-shirt thrill....but in the dark of the basement it may not work out so swell
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:46 PM
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It's below 0 up here. Please no water.
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Old 01-20-2008, 07:05 PM
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It's below 0 up here. Please no water.
Mort's zebra is gonna be cold...you better give em an extra blankie when you tuck them in tonight...
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Old 01-20-2008, 08:59 PM
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MORTY!

I will only say this once....lay off nicole and behave your f*cking self.
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:02 PM
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ut ohhh
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:06 PM
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Perhaps Morty had better stay in the basement under the blanket.
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Old 01-20-2008, 09:20 PM
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MORTY!

I will only say this once....lay off nicole and behave your f*cking self.


Aw shut up ...yer mekin' me sick already.











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Old 01-20-2008, 09:21 PM
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Aw shut up ...yer mekin' me sick already.











Thebby don't scare me.












































THEBBY!!??????

























I MUST HIDE!!


THE BASEMENT MORT! THE BASEMENT!
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