STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters.... S.T.R.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

yeah - I didn't want to forward it to 10 poeple

i don't know how to take this.

you aren't interested in saving a life or you prefer spamming a board?

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i don't know how to take this.

you aren't interested in saving a life or you prefer spamming a board?

For someone who is supposed to be omniscient you sure do ask a lot of questions.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

For someone who is supposed to be omniscient you sure do ask a lot of questions.

i'll be changing my name to hi_im_snipersb23 to get some insight to your thinking.

[ALostTexan]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

i don't know how to take this.

you aren't interested in saving a life or you prefer spamming a board?

Well, there have been over 60 views of the thread, so I think the objective was met, even with repeat viewers...

[AeWingnut]

None of that Sissy Crap



Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,



But never actually come close to reality?



Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.



You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-



Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

The sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

'because you are my friend'.



Friendship is like peeing your pants,



everyone can see it,



But only you can feel the true warmth.



Send this to 10 of your closest friends,



Then get depressed because you can only think

of 4.