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[IrishofNDMan]

If anyone thinks I was being racist their crazy, I was simply saying that it has become pretty clear that the black athletes are a notch above the white athletes.

[The Bid]

Morty does Gator have a big nose?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Morty does Gator have a big nose?

Oh yes.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Bid

Morty does Gator have a big nose?

You would know. Should I tell everyone your real name?

[The Bid]

I dont think I saw a side profile of your nose. I was so focused on what I was doing I cant recall

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Bid

I dont think I saw a side profile of your nose. I was so focused on what I was doing I cant recall

It's big enough, but not too terrible. I've told Morty time and time again that he is more than welcome to send me a check for 5k so I can get it fixed, but I guess a degree from THE Ohio State University didn't get him a job good enough to do that. Sigh.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

It's big enough, but not too terrible. I've told Morty time and time again that he is more than welcome to send me a check for 5k so I can get it fixed, but I guess a degree from THE Ohio State University didn't get him a job good enough to do that. Sigh.

I don't have a degree...never went to Ohio State.



The job you need is one for the record books.

5k might get you a skin illustration on that thng..but that's about it.

[The Bid]

Morty tough crowd in here tonight, Pee Garden gave a turf lesson over on the Santa Anita thread

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I don't have a degree...never went to Ohio State.



The job you need is one for the record books.

5k might get you a skin illustration on that thng..but that's about it.

Yawn. You've gotten weak.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

You would know. Should I tell everyone your real name?

Oh tell.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan

If anyone thinks I was being racist their crazy, I was simply saying that it has become pretty clear that the black athletes are a notch above the white athletes.

Even in Golf....but not TENNIS!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

I have a beautiful mind....don't ya know.








=:>

[Mortimer]

SOWP!!!

[Mortimer]

And at the root of their jealousy is having to live under Yankee law for almost 150 years now.

Victorious Team North players .....please join me (won't you?) in my forte...












.... SOWP-A-DOWP!!

[Late Fires]

I don't know, Mort, I think Johnnie Reb has us here.

I mean, the Big Ten's 4-3 record against the SECy the last two years is proof of the SECy domination.

And did you see that bowl game from Orlando, FLORIDA on New Year's Day? Poor Michigan almost couldn't score every time they had the ball because of all that southern speed.

Must be because those SEC teams never play against weaker opposition, like Tulane, or Louisiana Tech, or Middle Tennessee State, or Louisiana-Monroe.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

I don't know, Mort, I think Johnnie Reb has us here.

I mean, the Big Ten's 4-3 record against the SECy the last two years is proof of the SECy domination.

And did you see that bowl game from Orlando, FLORIDA on New Year's Day? Poor Michigan almost couldn't score every time they had the ball because of all that southern speed.

Must be because those SEC teams never play against weaker opposition, like Tulane, or Louisiana Tech, or Middle Tennessee State, or Louisiana-Monroe.

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Fine work,sir.

That secy speed is what caused Mike to fumble at the goal line twice thus holding the score down.



Doggoned Michigan is SSSSSEAUX slow compared to a secy team.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"But did you see the Michigan game in the Taco Bell/Meineke/Cash Call bowl? The whole nation was on the edge of their seat watching Lloyd Carr's illustrious career come to an end with a victory!! We didn't have to use the Orlando, FLORIDA excuse like we had to in that meaningless game that was played in New Orleans!! YAY-YUH!!!!"

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

"But did you see the Michigan game in the Taco Bell/Meineke/Cash Call bowl? The whole nation was on the edge of their seat watching Lloyd Carr's illustrious career come to an end with a victory!! We didn't have to use the Orlando, FLORIDA excuse like we had to in that meaningless game that was played in New Orleans!! YAY-YUH!!!!"

Oh yeah? Well Tennessee beat Wisconsin in the "I can't believe it's not butter/Depends bowl!" Hah PWNED BIATCH!!

[Late Fires]

"Yeah, it was good to see Lloyd Carr finish his career 6-2 against the SEC. Hey, he won 75% of his games against them just like he did against all the other conferences. How could that be? And why do all these teams keep playing all these games when only the BCS championship game matters? Who is Baffert?"