My New License Plate...

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

no.

he was speeding up from behind me and swerved into my lane. it was a (here's where i take a calculated risk) car. that's all i know.

and i'd appreciate a little more professionalism from you officer. i'm calling white privilege. here's my card.

If he is a Texan as his screen name suggests, I would try Pick-up truck as my calculated risk.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

If he is a Texan as his screen name suggests, I would try Pick-up truck as my calculated risk.

I tell you what, 4/5 on the pickup truck.

[ALostTexan]

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by ALostTexan

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

An air conditioner on wheels with a drivers seat made out of dry ice?

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by ALostTexan

OK, then. If this had played out, God_I'm_High would be in jail, and Herkhorse would have burned as much money as everyone betting The Green Monkey. You could still get the job hosting Blinker's Off, though.

I am in Arizona now. There is one vehicle that everyone should have while in Arizona, and I decided to get one in June...

I don't play chalk.

As for the Arizona car, I hear the best thing to get around Tucson these days is a small helicopter.

[ALostTexan]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

I don't play chalk.

As for the Arizona car, I hear the best thing to get around Tucson these days is a small helicopter.

Even if you had a small helicopter, they would find a way to do construction in the air. Unbelieveable that a city with a population that is now over 1 million still had not grasped the concept of freeways. Only I-10 through the west side of town, and that is all under construction. The highway department has seriously shut down every exit through the center of town, so you have to take the congested access roads to get anywhere...

[herkhorse]

Bad news for me LT, as I have to spend 3 1/2 weeks in a crappy hotel near Starr Pass and the freeway starting the end of Jan.

When does Rillito Downs open?

[ALostTexan]

We run every Saturday and Sunday in February. Make sure you let me know when you will be out there and I will make sure you are taken care of on at least the basic stuff. Charming little track in the Old Pueblo...