The Most Talented Horse Ever

[miraja2]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Somerfrost,
I second your thoughts on welcoming Cricket to the board, and also about Secretariat.
Now...about "talented horses"...
There's one at the farm that makes farts that sound like the first six notes of "My Old Kentucky Home". You have to hear it to believe it!
My guess is that she's self taught.

I would love to hear what those NBC announcers who say the words "people start to tear up when they hear 'My Old Kentucky Home" about 402 times during their Derby coverage EVERY YEAR would have to say about this horse. Would Tom Hammond cry every single time this horse farted?

[Downthestretch55]

Does anyone have a way to get her on "American Idol"?
I'd love to see her point her big fat butt at Simon and belt out.."Oh-the-sun-shines-bright-on..." my Old Ken-tuck-y home.
For sure the ratings would go higher than they already are, and it would give an opportunity for self-taught animal talent to be displayed.
The look on Simon's face...priceless.