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Old 12-20-2007, 01:03 PM
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How are you on predicting lottery numbers?
About the same way as I am at picking the horses - HORRIBLE.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:07 PM
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About the same way as I am at picking the horses - HORRIBLE.



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Have you tried drilling holes in your head with a two speed reversible half inch Black&Decker??
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What would you call Florydah's 62-24 vaporization by Nebraska?
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:11 PM
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What would you call Florydah's 62-24 vaporization by Nebraska?
I would call it a "vaporization."
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:14 PM
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I would call it a "vaporization."
Good deal.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:11 PM
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Have you tried drilling holes in your head with a two speed reversible half inch Black&Decker??
Yeah, the labotomy just didnt work very well.
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Yeah, the labotomy just didnt work very well.

Yes..they should always be done in labs.





Next time...simply have your brain removed ....sectioned.....shuffled....and then reinstalled.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:16 PM
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Yes..they should always be done in labs.





Next time...simply have your brain removed ....sectioned.....shuffled....and then reinstalled.
If my brain gets removed, someone else's brain will be put back in.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:18 PM
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If my brain gets removed, someone else's brain will be put back in.
May I recommend Aby Normal's ?




Have you tried his?
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:28 PM
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I am not sure whose brain I would want. I would like to have Henry Ford's or maybe Truman's.
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