Mitchell Report Guessing Game

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

but...what about the purity of the game?

3 strikes, 4 balls, 27 outs. It's still pure....that won't change!! In keeping with the spirit if I were Bud Selig here is what I would do. Legalize everything and go with 350 pound DHs with aluminum bats..or super ball corked wooden bats...doesn't matter. And allow the pitchers to take tool chests out to the mound as well...vaseline/emory boards/syringes etc. Go to kick ball rules where you can get a guy out on the basepaths by hitting them with a thrown ball. This would induce full body armor uniforms which would enhance marketing for the clubs as everyone gets new uniforms. Go to 2 DH lineups so you have 10 total in the batting order. More offense. Make Manny cut his hair and force the Yankees to allow Damon to play in his Captain Caveman gear. clemens wins his 8th, 9th , and 10th cy youngs with full public moonings on the mound juicing himself and Bonds aproaches 950 home runs as he is already used to the full body armor uniforms. McGwire finally speaks and states how unfair it is Bonds and others get to play under these rules. Canseco fails to latch onto any team.

Then after 5 years you will then have your HGH testing policy in place after the developmental HGH MLB testing team develops their fool proof system to catch all cheaters. And all will be cleansed and we go back to only 1 DH.

After that all the games problems will be solved.