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Old 12-11-2007, 01:46 PM
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Morty,

If you don't think Buck is a nice looking horse, then you don't know what a good horse looks like. That or get some glasses.

He held his own against warmbloods and thoroughbreds in Wellington. Bucky is not mule.

Insult my horse you insult me. You have pissed me off now Morty. You may now go screw yourself.
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:48 PM
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Oh dear.

You guys are cracking me up today... I still can't believe Morty thinks I look like Greta Van Susteren. Even plastic surgery didn't help her...
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:50 PM
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Oh dear.

You guys are cracking me up today... I still can't believe Morty thinks I look like Greta Van Susteren. Even plastic surgery didn't help her...

Seriously, I think Morty needs glasses. You don't look anything like her.
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Seriously, I think Morty needs glasses. You don't look anything like her.
He's joking around. I doubt he could handle her though.
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:56 PM
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He's joking around. I doubt he could handle her though.

I know I was being sarcastic. Hard to do in words sometimes.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:46 PM
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He's joking around. I doubt he could handle her though.



Who could?


Did you ever see her dismantle a mere witness?

Not the bad guy now....just an innocent witness.

If she doesn't eat live sloth...why I'd be surprised.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:49 PM
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Weren't you dead morty?

OK, WHO AROUND HERE USED THE PADDLES TO BRING OLD MORTIKINS BACK TO LIFE? TEN LASHES WITH MY WIRE HANGER!!!!!!
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Weren't you dead morty?

OK, WHO AROUND HERE USED THE PADDLES TO BRING OLD MORTIKINS BACK TO LIFE? TEN LASHES WITH MY WIRE HANGER!!!!!!

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY FRIGGIN' WIRE HANGERS!!!




NOW YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!!









CLEANCLEANCLEANCLEAN!!
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Morty,

If you don't think Buck is a nice looking horse, then you don't know what a good horse looks like. That or get some glasses.

He held his own against warmbloods and thoroughbreds in Wellington. Bucky is not mule.

Insult my horse you insult me. You have pissed me off now Morty. You may now go screw yourself.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:33 PM
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Morty,

If you don't think Buck is a nice looking horse, then you don't know what a good horse looks like. That or get some glasses.

He held his own against warmbloods and thoroughbreds in Wellington. Bucky is not mule.

Insult my horse you insult me. You have pissed me off now Morty. You may now go screw yourself.



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