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07-23-2006, 01:02 PM
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Yeah..your drunk ass needs more church. I know your feeling rough today. When my phone rang at 10:30 last night, I didn't have to look, I know you are the only that calls me that late.  Calling the bride by the wrong name...too comedy. 
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07-23-2006, 03:48 PM
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07-23-2006, 04:04 PM
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let me see if i got this right. you was at a wedding, got drunk and called the bride the wrong name?
dude, you bring a smile to my face weekly. i still have not gotten over the vegas trip recap. some day down the road i need to fall off the wagon for one night and go out on the town in chi-town with the one and only. Quote:
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07-23-2006, 04:05 PM
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During the best man speech I accidently called her Danielle, when her name is Diana.....The thing is, while it was very bootleg of me, that I had to do a best man gig about 6 months ago and her name was Danielle.....
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07-23-2006, 04:10 PM
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I wasn't drunk when I did it also. I don't think the best man should be a blabbling idiot so I didn't start drinking until RIGHT AFTER the speech, one more of these and I am going to start selling myself as a professioanl best man...
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07-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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the last wedding i went to i was, oh what do you call the friend that stands on the stage with the cat who is getting hitched, i can't remember but anyways after the wedding at the reception the ole curster here was singing karaoke with a shovel in front of all the family and friends. i love weddings, honestly i do, an excuse to get sloppy happy drunk with some pals and look at women and eat good food. i was sweating like crazy on stage in front of all those people, and that ain't cool when your bald like me cause my forehead had to a glowing.
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07-23-2006, 04:19 PM
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07-23-2006, 04:22 PM
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Got a standing o from my friends and the rest of the speech as a hit as many conversations had to be had after screwing up the name. What is crazy is the fact that I said her name 5 or 6 times in the speech before I screwed it up.
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#9
07-23-2006, 04:25 PM
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"YOOOOO....did Cosmonaut win at Arlington today?? If he won im gonna be sooooooooooooo pissed at this dude for having this wedding." "Yeah Tom, he won...paid $10.40" "AHHHHHHHHHHHH....NOOOOO....by the way...I think I have already done 6 shots of tequila." "good night Tom"
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#10
07-23-2006, 04:30 PM
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a little hung over hey?
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