ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

It would appear I am now officially a fucl<ing as shole whether deserving of the title or not.





So I give up.

Please addrress me as " fucl<ing as shole."

I don't want to disappoint people.

[Mortimer]

Fucl<ing As shole here.





At your service.

If you want something screwed up....why I guess I'm the guy.

And don't forget to give me the stone cold shoulder should I not be around day in and day out to amuse you.







Oh...and by all means snob me if I tell you you have a nice forehead in a video you refer me to of you showing your forehead........and letting me know there are forehead shots.











I don't know....the world gets stranger to me every day.


Maybe it's me.


After all......everyone needs a pesonal whipping boy.









I just wish that they all didn't have to pick the same one.










7,000 posts is more than enough....don't ya think?


It's a good goal to have.


That will do it for me as my fine work will then be done everywhere.









Yours,
Fucl<ing As shole

[Mortimer]

I'm turning in my 70 post notice.



Let me know when the exit interview is scheduled.

[Antitrust32]

exit interview

*playing radiohead's exit music for a film*

So Mortimer,

What do you feel is your greatest achievement as #1 Predator?


Who will you pass on you Predatorial skills to?

*ahem* me please.

What do you think of Uncly Trust?

*ahem* nice things only

Who will be vaporized when you are gone?

[Mortimer]

Good.




I'm going home to study for it.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Good.




I'm going home to study for it.

me too! Have a nice night.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

me too! Have a nice night.

Good deal.




Too kind...you,too.







Don't forget to addrress me as Fucl<ing As shole in the future...which won't be long.