ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....

The bark and wuff were a direct hint.

[Mortimer]

http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html










thud

[Mortimer]

I have been instructed to post "I am acting like a fucl<ing child."



So I have.

But I thought I was a fucl<ing as shole.

I wish people would make up their minds.






Fucl<ing child.

Fucl<ing as shole.

Maybe I'm two.....two fucl<ing things in one.






I now leave Thebby's body.

She eats too much chocolate.

And the brat allows no touching.









So it now pleases me to enter Dannies.









What a mess.









She wears bandy aids.

Oh well....there must be something here.

Phooey.......there isn't.

[Mortimer]

It would appear I am now officially a fucl<ing as shole whether deserving of the title or not.





So I give up.

Please addrress me as " fucl<ing as shole."

I don't want to disappoint people.

[Mortimer]

Fucl<ing As shole here.





At your service.

If you want something screwed up....why I guess I'm the guy.

And don't forget to give me the stone cold shoulder should I not be around day in and day out to amuse you.







Oh...and by all means snob me if I tell you you have a nice forehead in a video you refer me to of you showing your forehead........and letting me know there are forehead shots.











I don't know....the world gets stranger to me every day.


Maybe it's me.


After all......everyone needs a pesonal whipping boy.









I just wish that they all didn't have to pick the same one.










7,000 posts is more than enough....don't ya think?


It's a good goal to have.


That will do it for me as my fine work will then be done everywhere.









Yours,
Fucl<ing As shole

[Mortimer]

I'm turning in my 70 post notice.



Let me know when the exit interview is scheduled.

[Antitrust32]

exit interview

*playing radiohead's exit music for a film*

So Mortimer,

What do you feel is your greatest achievement as #1 Predator?


Who will you pass on you Predatorial skills to?

*ahem* me please.

What do you think of Uncly Trust?

*ahem* nice things only

Who will be vaporized when you are gone?