ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime

!!!!!!!!






rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!












But I must correct you....I have no harem.

I don't even have a photo of a harem.

But I do have photos of a fine bow-wow pound group mug.







Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.







BARK!!!




WUFF!!!!

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!!!!!!!






Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.

This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....

[Payson Dave]

When ya can't get to the snowy woods....




for the therapeutic benefits that abounds within




try the following....for it may help to sooth the soul





http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html



In a past life.....courtesy of MDF

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....

The bark and wuff were a direct hint.

[Mortimer]

http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html










thud

[Mortimer]

I have been instructed to post "I am acting like a fucl<ing child."



So I have.

But I thought I was a fucl<ing as shole.

I wish people would make up their minds.






Fucl<ing child.

Fucl<ing as shole.

Maybe I'm two.....two fucl<ing things in one.






I now leave Thebby's body.

She eats too much chocolate.

And the brat allows no touching.









So it now pleases me to enter Dannies.









What a mess.









She wears bandy aids.

Oh well....there must be something here.

Phooey.......there isn't.

[Mortimer]

It would appear I am now officially a fucl<ing as shole whether deserving of the title or not.





So I give up.

Please addrress me as " fucl<ing as shole."

I don't want to disappoint people.

[Mortimer]

Fucl<ing As shole here.





At your service.

If you want something screwed up....why I guess I'm the guy.

And don't forget to give me the stone cold shoulder should I not be around day in and day out to amuse you.







Oh...and by all means snob me if I tell you you have a nice forehead in a video you refer me to of you showing your forehead........and letting me know there are forehead shots.











I don't know....the world gets stranger to me every day.


Maybe it's me.


After all......everyone needs a pesonal whipping boy.









I just wish that they all didn't have to pick the same one.










7,000 posts is more than enough....don't ya think?


It's a good goal to have.


That will do it for me as my fine work will then be done everywhere.









Yours,
Fucl<ing As shole