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Old 11-05-2007, 01:48 PM
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It is commonly known you are most likely have a shiv slammed into your back by someone you know.




Like a relative.....or a friend.

And fanatics will cloud the scene with slanted eyewitness reports.

"Why that wasn't a shiv...it was a toothbrush."
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:54 PM
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Some would shriek....CONSPIRACY!




But plugged ears and blinded eyes only hear and see what they want to.

The kind and innocent are always the ones sacrificed when a mob lusts for blood.

Wrong place..wrong time?





Perhaps.

My thoughts?

Ah don't thank so.








The trap was set long ago.
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Old 11-05-2007, 01:59 PM
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Women should be seen and not heard.




However....











...this place has several examples to which one must consider both bannings.
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:01 PM
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FON
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:04 PM
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hi also.

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Old 11-05-2007, 02:07 PM
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hi also.




Hi.





Although I am not also.
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:05 PM
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This is what Thebby will look like when I am done with her






I do as I please.
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Old 11-05-2007, 02:06 PM
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I decided I will merely curl ,and not shave, her hair.
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:07 PM
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I decided I will merely curl
Cool...is this you?

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Old 11-05-2007, 07:11 PM
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[quote=Mortimer]Women should be seen and not heard.





I resent that sir.
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Old 11-05-2007, 07:26 PM
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[quote=Rileyoriley]
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Women should be seen and not heard.





I resent that sir.






So sorry ma'am.

But I really dont think there is anyhing wrong with them being looked at.

To each there own..though.
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Old 11-05-2007, 07:31 PM
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[quote=Mortimer]
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So sorry ma'am.

But I really dont think there is anyhing wrong with them being looked at.

To each there own..though.

I meant the "not heard" part.
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Old 11-05-2007, 07:34 PM
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I meant the "not heard" part.


Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.
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