ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

I will reduce myself to admitting there is a "T" in the name.








It does please me to do so.

If it pleased me to call Stevie a spurious oscillation....why I would.

But it does not at this time.

[cmorioles]

Hi.

[Mortimer]

Hi.








Friend or ho?....I mean foe?

[Mortimer]

Don't worry SportyFans...I haven't forgot about you:





Take Illinois and 15 vs. Ohio State. I have sniffed the air about this one...and I do not like what I smell. This will be the most dangerous game of the year to date for Ohio who tends to go to sleepy-poo as they wish.


Take Wisconsin and 2.5 vs. Michigan


Take Ok.St. and 5.5 vs. Kansas. I forgot how awful Nebrasky truly is. The team is now fully cooked.


Take Iota giving 14.5 to Minny-SOH-tah.


Take Southeastern giving 1.5 to IndyAnna

[Mortimer]

And now back to our regularly scheduled program.





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Jennifer Juneau



The Light Of The Mind, Cold And Planetary

Relinquish a vision?
Wanderlust for word, my task Sisyphean?

Wastrel, you said. I flaw and I flaw,
Plummet with the plums.

Fallen fruit from the sage tree of the mind.
Accent, false tense. Dear versicolored friend,

You are mighty in mozzle,
A turncoat in wanion.

Fade and falter, waver and waive
The right to tread hyperopic implosion,

Jam of grass. Fair-weather, seasonable thing.
It was only when I died you were pricked

By my invaluable sting.