ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

You cannot edit the truth.

[Mortimer]

Oh you can form a lynch mob...and you can go to kangeroo court.




But the truth cannot be muzzled.

[Mortimer]

America will know.





Civil liberties cannot be stored in baking soda.

[Mortimer]

Here's a glimpse:



You're on a message board.




You want to make a post.






Easy enough so far?






So you pm the moderater and ask for permission.







The deal is if you don't get a "no"...then it's ok.









Not the most challenging concept to grasp....aye?










So you don't get a "no". ...meaning you may make a post.











Golly....a first grader could follow this.









Now you're not at all worried your post may ruffle the feathers of anyone because there's a delay as the mod. inspects it for illegal content.











So you make a post with illegal content.








And....waller....it never sees thelight of day......no harm done......right?














WRONG.














You fucl<ing a s s hole!!











You scum!










You fucl<o!!!













Filthy Swine!!


















See?














Fair?













You be the judge.















A corrupt one.


















Just read your newspapers tomorrow.

[Mortimer]

I have broken off all communications with the live world.




HA-HA.




I will remain dead as well as persona non grata on a rotating basis.







If ,somehow, a pm should slip through......it will fired upon immediately and thrown into the shredder.







Double HA-HA.











In the meantime I shall continue doing as I please.

[Mortimer]

It shall now please me to go into the witness protection program for dead rats.




Wait until you hear this.










I PERSONALLY know of...............










...oh darn.








I forgot.

[Mortimer]

Did ya know I was a pack rat of sorts?




I was.





I have a collection of VERY interesting printed material.

Oh yes.



Material that certain entities would pay a handsome price for.

But maybe it's for sale.





And maybe it isn't.

Maybe it's for reprinting only.








And maybe tomorrows editions of the 25 biggest newspapers in the country just might have some very interesting full page ads.

One thing's for sure.


























OHIO STATE IS STILL GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE IN ALL THE SEC!!!!!!