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Old 10-25-2007, 06:42 PM
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"Why is Lewis Michael shaking?






Because he ate Quaker Oats."
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:44 PM
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"What will they name DescreetCat's illegitimate son?









Indescretion."
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:49 PM
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"I saw a horse trailer the other day.









Name was Awesome Gem."
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:54 PM
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"If a dyselxic horse raced...could he win by a tail?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:59 PM
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" Well......snort!!.....The Predator will not select fine picks before their time.

They are drying right now.....but if you want to get bogged down....why be my guest.



I would look for them in the 11 to 12 time frame.....maybe sooner. No star sates his audience on time......you must always keep them waiting."
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:12 PM
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Well I see you two have scared all the fillies away
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Old 10-25-2007, 08:29 PM
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i see the thread is beginning to tail off. tis a shame, a fine work of art.
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