Name the next thread title in The Paddock

[Mortimer]

" How come I have never won a race even though I go to the WIN ONLY window?"

[NoChanceToDance]

Why are you still talking about exotic bets when it will probably be raining?

[Mortimer]

" Why when I win on an exacta box only one horse goes to the winners circle...shouldn't both go the the winners box? "

[fpsoxfan]

"Where do you put the dimes in these Sam machines?"

[Mortimer]

" Well....I don't know. What's the latest from WAC'D? If it rains...no exotic bets? What if they move Mamouth across the Delaware to a new place...does that mean new place betting?"

[Mortimer]

"I heard someone say that sometimes you can steal a race...how do you do that? Is that what the 6 horse box is for? Do you need 2 of these if it's a 12 horse field?"

[Mortimer]

" By the way latecomer...I cannot keep a POV attitude forever so make up your mind already."

[Mortimer]

" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"

[Sightseek]

Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?

[Mortimer]

" If horseys good in mud are called mudders...why aren't horseys good on grass called stoners?"

[NoChanceToDance]

The trainer said turn him loose, does that mean the jockey is going to jump off?

[TheSpyder]

I really don't think exotic betting can be legal in New Jersey. I've never seen anything exotic in New Jersey. Maybe Hawaii, but New Jersey?

It should be call chronic betting in NJ.

[Mortimer]

" Where is John...I mean Richard Burch?"

[Payson Dave]

Do chiropractors hangout on the backstretch???

[Payson Dave]

Dannie....ohhhhh Dannie.....Is it later yet???