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Old 10-25-2007, 11:23 AM
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Good luck Morty....by the way, when we seeing your picks? Are these tooth picks, ice picks, or nose picks?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:28 AM
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what's so special about an exacta bet? i mean, you have to have exactly who wins anyway, right? it's not like they have a close-ecta.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:30 AM
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"How can a boy horse be a good mudder?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:32 AM
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"Which horses love the off track? And which off tracks will they be attending on BC day?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:36 AM
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where are the chariots? don't some horses pull chariots?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:38 AM
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"It's rude to announce a female horse is overweight."
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:40 AM
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"Fantasy Horse Racing is great because I always win in hand...err"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:42 AM
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Why do they call it the stretch? I've never seen it get any bigger. It appears to stay the same size. They could just as easily call it the shrink.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:32 AM
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do turf horses use cleats?
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:33 AM
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why would a horse run at a track that's off? no one will be there if it's closed.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:33 AM
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why are they blindfolding that horse? how can he run if they cover up his head?!
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM
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how come it doesn't count if the rider falls off? it's not the horses fault.
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:34 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:29 AM
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" How much do quarter horses cost?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:35 AM
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" Whatever happened to 10 cents A Ride? Is he with Al Frankel now?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:37 AM
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:38 AM
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"What are buggy races? Wouldn't it take a long time for buggies to race?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:36 AM
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"Why all of this talk of mules? I thought mules couldn't run in the BC?"
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