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Old 10-24-2007, 06:34 PM
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" What is that scoreboard for at the racetrack?


Why is 1st always playing 2nd and 3rd ?...and they always win!!""
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"Why did the teller ask me if I wanted it to show? I'm afraid to hear the answer."
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:35 PM
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"Why does Can'tCountTo2 always say things I heard 10 years ago?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:37 PM
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" Andy...will you be discussing the BC on your HORSE RACING ANAYLSIS program???"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:38 PM
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"I still want to know what Dannie is talking about....all the time."
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:39 PM
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" Why did Thebby leave when people talked about whodeys? I still want to know what that is."
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:36 PM
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"Who is Godolphin? Are there going to be dolphins racing? That'd be cool!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:38 PM
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"Someone told me Nick Hines is the sole heir to the Duncan Hines estate. Any truth to that?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:40 PM
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"I think I won the double play at Hawthorne!!!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:41 PM
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"I heard a horsey was going to be a rabbit in a race......WELL DAH!!!!!!"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:42 PM
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"Come on, Pletcher!! Tear it up, son!!"
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" I would like to know how far the far turn at Vermouth is."
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:43 PM
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"What happened to this Frankel guy? Isn't he doing a liberal talk show?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:43 PM
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"Why isn't Carminooch in the BCC?"
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:40 PM
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"Our founding father was reincarnated as a horse? WTF?!?!"
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