Snowy Woods

[Mortimer]

For my nimrod SECOND friends....the top 5 all time NCAA DV.IA winning pcts.:


1
Michigan
860
284
38
1182
0.744
28993
12510
16483

2
Notre Dame (IN)
821
270
41
1132
0.743
28523
13524
14999

3
Ohio St.
787
301
53
1141
0.713
26092
13502
12590

4
Texas
810
316
34
1160
0.713
27273
14407
12866

5
Oklahoma
765
295
53
1113
0.711
29180
13641
15539







Gee.


Ah don't no SECOND teams in thar.

[Mortimer]

I'll be darned. Ah wonder if any are in the top 5 in all time wins?

Let's take a look...shall we?


Should be fun.






1
Michigan
860
284
38
1182
0.744
28993
12510
16483

2
Notre Dame (IN)
821
270
41
1132
0.743
28523
13524
14999

3
Nebraska
812
326
41
1179
0.706
28723
14579
14144

4
Texas
810
316
34
1160
0.713
27273
14407
12866

5
Ohio St.
787
301
53
1141
0.713
26092
13502
12590







Weeeee dawgies!!!



Ah still don't see none!

[Mortimer]

Uh...what ah do see is two big ten teams in both listings.









HEY!

Waid a minud!






Ain't those two also what the US Congress declared as the greatest rivalry of all time in any sporty??








Yup....ah was right again.

[Mortimer]

Gosh..I hope I'm not rubbing it in.........buuuuut....




It seems LSU had problems winning...so they hired Saban...an Ohio coach...and won an NC.



Oklahoma did,too,,,,so they hired Stoops, an Ohio caoch....don't ya know....and won an NC.



So Flory-Dah got the right idea and hired an Ohio coach....and won an NC.






Interestingly enough...Ohio State hired a guy that did pretty well....but not quite good enough.....the Cooper guy....a Tan-ah-see coach. So they hired Tressel ,an Ohio coach, and won an NC.












Is this beginning to sink in?

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Uh...what ah do see is two big ten teams in both listings.









HEY!

Waid a minud!






Ain't those two also what the US Congress declared as the greatest rivalry of all time in any sporty??








Yup....ah was right again.

You're doing fine work here. You really are.

Did ya know that over the past three seasons, while everyone has been oh so excited about the SECOND, and down on the mighty Big Ten, all that southern speed has failed to do so in seven of the eleven meetings between the conferences?

[Mortimer]

May I say ....entirely too kind...Late Fires?






To answer your fine question...


...that southern speed is known up here in the North as.....benzedrene.

We never touch the stuff.....which is also why they can't touch us.











They are now COMPLETELY AND HABITUALLY RUINED!

[Mortimer]

Step into the Vaporization Chamber MS. Cajunatah...Dannie...and whathaveyou.



Oh I'm afraid wiggling your tail feathers isn't going to work now....a little late for that.







Set VC to FULL VAPORIZATION.
















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Work good.

[TheSpyder]