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Old 10-14-2007, 07:03 PM
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kumbaya my Lord.....kumbaya....



come one....grab the hand of the poster next to you...
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:06 PM
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kumbaya my Lord.....kumbaya....



come one....grab the hand of the poster next to you...
That's not my hand.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:08 PM
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5 inches is 5 inches.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:09 PM
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5 inches is 5 inches.

Well I guess that wasn't GKP's hand.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:10 PM
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Well I guess that wasn't GKP's hand.
I wouldn't know, but you would, eh? Interesting.
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Old 10-14-2007, 08:13 PM
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I wouldn't know, but you would, eh? Interesting.


Deductive logic.



It was pretty easy.
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Old 10-14-2007, 08:56 PM
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This got off track a little.



Let's bring it back as we pay repesct to the colossal failures Flory-Dah,I can't see...I mean USC,GFY...I mean LSU and ,of course, the astounding frumps....Weiss' Noodles.



May you all fail in peace and pay homage by way of your insane fans to the great football team...THE Ohio State Fighting Mad Dog Buckeyes.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:10 PM
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5 inches is 5 inches.
divided by 3 isn't.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:13 PM
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divided by 3 isn't.

5 inches alright...
















































from the floor
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:48 PM
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http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...ideoid=2784244
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:36 PM
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Stopping by Threads on a NerdyTrail Evening



Whose thread this is I think I know,
His head is in my noodle though,
He will not see me typing here,
To watch his thread;switching to with fro.

My little pud must think it queer,
To stop without a farm girl near,
Here--- in this forest made of what I take,
As I last out yet another year.

He gives his harness bells a shake,
I knew that outfit was a mistake.
The only other sounds are of his painful weeps,
Those heavy bells ..his will; will surely break.

The woods are lovely, in the night...when it's dark...and deep,
But I have coyotes to meep-meep,
And trials to try...so I may make my keep,
And trials to try...so I may make my keep

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Old 05-14-2008, 07:12 PM
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A Meeting in Snowy Woods


Oh Santa my Santa...won't you do for me
A girly horse whose heart's as big as mine
I like the deer..but don't you see
They jingle--I neigh..we just don't seem to rhyme


I only hope when I awake..my mate for me is here
A beautiful girl horse.... always to me near
I miss my kind....surely you can follow
And now I sleep..thinking of tomorrow


Oh Santa my Santa..you heard me only half way
The morn has brought more bells..but they can help the sleigh
I should not have been so selfish..I know my place here
I will do as you do wish.....and simply leave my fear

But what?...I count the bells in eights!
And now I look....a picture book! That is no reindeer!
There she is..neath the snow shaped nook..And what is that I hear!?
My name is EightBelles,Billy..Oh Santa my Santa sent me..you no longer have to wait!

EightBelles!! ..I am so happy! Your legs are oh so pretty!!
Let me hold and plant on you ..kissy-kissy-kissy!!
DowntownDollarBilly...you stop being so silly
I have always loved you ..but the road to you was hilly


But now we are together;two hearts so big and strong
I will help all with all the toys...the trip won't seem as long
And I will help you EightBelles;for you deserve it most
Oh Santa my Santa..thank you for this gift;EightBelles and me..this deserves a toat!




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Old 05-14-2008, 07:18 PM
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Infinite Pies
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Old 05-14-2008, 07:53 PM
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Oooooooooo
And snowy pies for you as well...too kind.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:08 PM
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That's not my hand.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




ROR!!







I was going to say that!


Oh...here comes Thebby.











And now I can say it!!




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