Let Mort roam!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Morty,

You were OVERLY mean to me when you first came on the board and you know it. I have played nice with you.

I was teasing Pillow back on his "BLOW ME" comment so get over it. And seriously, I don't need a vibrator. I have a hubby who does just fine. I ain't got anything to complain about.

Oh I was nice as apple sauce with you...and then even apolgized in full view in case you did not undertsand...WHICH YOU CHOSE TO IGNORE ...you witch.



If your tubby...I mean hubby does you so fine then you wouldn't be constantly turning to replies such as .."Gee..I don't want tp play with your.......oh never mind!"


Really......hit the swap bars or soemthing fer cripes sakes.

[Buffymommy]

I am a beyotch aren't I? OH WELL!

Aren't you the one who said I was a stripper by night? How did you know? I am a beyotchy stripper.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I am a beyotch aren't I? OH WELL!

Aren't you the one who said I was a stripper by night? How did you know? I am a beyotchy stripper.

I read the vice squad reports.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

I am a beyotch aren't I? OH WELL!

Aren't you the one who said I was a stripper by night? How did you know? I am a beyotchy stripper.

I guess I was a little overboard...so I'm sorry.

But just stay out of the deep forest.




And sorry to interrupt the mating call session here.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

And sorry to interrupt the mating call session here.

Oh, phooey.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oh, phooey.

ror!


But Hossy will now fill in for PillowP.



















Oh boy.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I guess I was a little overboard...so I'm sorry.

But just stay out of the deep forest.




And sorry to interrupt the mating call session here.

oh christ.


NEVER apologize! that's right up there with the other rules

don't put anything in writing.
no pictures.
deny, deny, deny.


thanks to chick mcgee, guru, knower of all things matrimonial, and fellow die-hard redskin fan. he'd be the perfect man if not for the big shoe buying thing.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

oh christ.


NEVER apologize! that's right up there with the other rules

don't put anything in writing.
no pictures.
deny, deny, deny.


thanks to chick mcgee, guru, knower of all things matrimonial, and fellow die-hard redskin fan. he'd be the perfect man if not for the big shoe buying thing.

Well EXCUSE ME for having a heart.



And if you're talking bout doguru.....then we have a new genuinecrazylady.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

oh christ.


NEVER apologize! that's right up there with the other rules

don't put anything in writing.
no pictures.
deny, deny, deny.


thanks to chick mcgee, guru, knower of all things matrimonial, and fellow die-hard redskin fan. he'd be the perfect man if not for the big shoe buying thing.

But this did deserve a few pies for the first part:



OOOOOOOOOO