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Old 10-03-2007, 12:52 PM
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Now this is so nice to see.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:52 PM
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Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:55 PM
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Hossy?


Are ya there?
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Old 10-03-2007, 12:58 PM
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Ryan can select anyone to kiss from the following groupage:




a...Darden

b...TechnoViking

c...The dancing gay man

d...The President of Iran


Good luck to you sir.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:11 PM
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Ryan can select anyone to kiss from the following groupage:




a...Darden

b...TechnoViking

c...The dancing gay man

d...The President of Iran


Good luck to you sir.
The president of Iran would make a great kissing partner for him.

However, he might get bored real soon and look to trade up. And honestly, the logical trade up from the president of Iran is the Venezuelan pres Hugo Chavez.

But hey, we all know Hugo's current kissing partner is a certain Orioles lover/Indians hater who is awfully fond of using the DrugS moniker to spar with other people on boards far, far, away.

Would it really be wise to risk breaking up this happy couple?



I think TechnoViking it is.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:16 PM
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Stay with me now...this is a redo...but no one has more fun than this guy:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBvG0uuoiQo
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:20 PM
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The president of Iran would make a great kissing partner for him.

However, he might get bored real soon and look to trade up. And honestly, the logical trade up from the president of Iran is the Venezuelan pres Hugo Chavez.

But hey, we all know Hugo's current kissing partner is a certain Orioles lover/Indians hater who is awfully fond of using the DrugS moniker to spar with other people on boards far, far, away.

Would it really be wise to risk breaking up this happy couple?



I think TechnoViking it is.


!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:21 PM
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Morty........ can i join in the funday??

Can you promise me a big profit on my football (sorry, soccer) this evening? That certainly would make into a funday.

I know you have the power to do so!!


As for the pairing, i will pass.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:30 PM
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Morty........ can i join in the funday??

Can you promise me a big profit on my football (sorry, soccer) this evening? That certainly would make into a funday.

I know you have the power to do so!!


As for the pairing, i will pass.

YES!!





And now you will get a sexy one from GALLANT!!





You lucky guy!
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:52 PM
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I am here. I am just trying to take in all you have taught me. My first kiss is a big thing. I don't want to screw it up. I'm real nervous. Hopefully I'm good at it. I had anchovies for lunch. Is that bad?

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Oh listen to this...be her back door man:



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Old 10-03-2007, 02:05 PM
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Here's a good one:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-XGaXMBmN0
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:10 PM
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Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.
Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:18 PM
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Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.



Oh forget the old potato...this is fun day!





Let your hair down baby and plant one on DaveJayson.
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Old 10-03-2007, 01:09 PM
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Pillow,

Ya have a hard time with spelling huh? Sorry about that.
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