Chipper Jones

Larry from DeLand
I vote yes, I'm glad he didn't break it
my relatives in the ATL call me up
always wanting to chat about the Braves
I'd rather chat about dust mites having sex in my pillows
wake me when they pass .500
no offense Buffy (or Larry from DeLand), well I mean no relief pitching
hey whorstman, are you a big Norris Hopper fan?
Triple-A baseball is great, where else can you meet Howard Johnson?