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Old 07-18-2006, 08:57 AM
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"" If Wal-Mart lowers Prices Every day..... Why isnt anything FREE ""?
"" If a baseball player pulls a ball to the left... its a FOUL..
if he pulls a ball to the right.....its a FOUL...
if he pulls his groin.....its a INJURY "
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:15 AM
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Why is it that football and basketball have referees and baseball has umpires.

Why can a pitcher throw at a batter and get a warning, and throwing a basketball(technical foul) or a football(15yd penalty) at another player will get you in more trouble, aren't they softer than a baseball?
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Old 07-18-2006, 10:21 AM
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""Why is a Hot Dog FOOTLONG....and a Hamburger a Quarter Pounder ""?
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:29 AM
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Why is it called a "driveway" even though you park your car on it and a "parkway" even though you drive your car on it?

And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:34 AM
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And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots. [/quote]
Isnt that called a Kilt ?...
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:07 AM
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And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots.
Isnt that called a Kilt ?...[/quote]

Oh, sure, that's what they SAY... "It's not a skirt! It's a kilt! It's not a purse; it's European!"

Hee hee hee. Oh, no yelling. I'm part Scottish myself.
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:49 AM
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Isnt that called a Kilt ?...
Oh, sure, that's what they SAY... "It's not a skirt! It's a kilt! It's not a purse; it's European!"

Ohhh no are you starting another Jerry S. thread....."" gee, Look @ Jerry in his fur coat, such a fancy ....."" !
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