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"" If Wal-Mart lowers Prices Every day..... Why isnt anything FREE ""?
"" If a baseball player pulls a ball to the left... its a FOUL.. if he pulls a ball to the right.....its a FOUL... if he pulls his groin.....its a INJURY "
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Why is it that football and basketball have referees and baseball has umpires.
Why can a pitcher throw at a batter and get a warning, and throwing a basketball(technical foul) or a football(15yd penalty) at another player will get you in more trouble, aren't they softer than a baseball?
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""Why is a Hot Dog FOOTLONG....and a Hamburger a Quarter Pounder ""?
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Why is it called a "driveway" even though you park your car on it and a "parkway" even though you drive your car on it?
And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots. ![]() |
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And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots.
[/quote]Isnt that called a Kilt ?...
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !! |
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Oh, sure, that's what they SAY... "It's not a skirt! It's a kilt! It's not a purse; it's European!" Hee hee hee. Oh, no yelling. I'm part Scottish myself. |
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Ohhh no are you starting another Jerry S. thread....."" gee, Look @ Jerry in his fur coat, such a fancy ....."" !
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !! |
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