Dwight Manley resigns from Jockey's Guild

[Fearless Leader]

The good Reverend Jesse Jackson has been named interim manager of the guild. Negotiations are ongoing for a permanent replacement. Word on the street is that Al Sharpton has been in talks with the jockeys. He is their choice because they are looking for a less controversial, more conservative figure that can paint them in the proper light as good citizens of the industry, just like Sharpton.