Zito at Toga

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by fpsoxfan

I just told my wife about this and she's laughing at me big time. "You didn't know that?" Of course I'm the same guy who thought the one song that goes "Your body's a wonderland" was actually "You're Alice in Wonderland."
I guess I'm just a jackass.

There's a whole industry devoted to "mondegreens," or misheard song lyrics- I think the book was called, "S'cuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" after the misheard lyric from the Jimi Hendrix song. My favorite misheard one was from the KISS song- "I want to rock all night/And part of every day."

I myself thought the lyric from "I Wanna Kiss You All Over" was "I wanna kiss you on the road."