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Old 08-20-2007, 05:47 PM
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(Rollin' mah winder down here)


Hey!!


Charlee and DingBat.





Ya'all got any Gray Poo-Pown??


Well yer a gonna need it....those fastballs need more mustard.
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:36 PM
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I am turning off my ability to see filthy pm's.



I have about had it with you doorknobs out there.
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:54 PM
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I am turning off my ability to see filthy pm's.



I have about had it with you doorknobs out there.
I thought you enjoyed my Odes to Morty?
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Old 08-20-2007, 07:01 PM
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I thought you enjoyed my Odes to Morty?

NO!!



WAIT!!







I'm turning it back on!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2007, 07:07 PM
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OkeyDokey ma'am..



...let's see 'em.




I mean it...







..the odes.











Brother...here I go again.




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Old 08-20-2007, 07:35 PM
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OkeyDokey ma'am..

...let's see 'em.


I mean it...


..the odes.

Brother...here I go again.


and i'm the one with a thing for sightseek?? between you trying to get her setup with both myself and drugS, and your penchant for flirting with her, well, nuff said bout that!
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Old 08-20-2007, 07:40 PM
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and i'm the one with a thing for sightseek?? between you trying to get her setup with both myself and drugS, and your penchant for flirting with her, well, nuff said bout that!

It's my animal instinct.





A predator's prey should always be surprised.
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Old 08-20-2007, 07:39 PM
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OkeyDokey ma'am..

...let's see 'em.


I mean it...




..the odes.











Brother...here I go again.




~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-20-2007, 07:42 PM
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~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!



Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!




















!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We're gonna need 10 pie wagons for this one.









YIPPIE!








FINE WORK SIGHTY-POO!




=;>
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Old 08-21-2007, 08:03 AM
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So spicey...it must be done thricey:







~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:00 AM
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So spicey...it must be done thricey:







~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
O=:->
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:14 AM
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O=:->
ror!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!



I enjoy the fact such an admirable squeeze as Sighty-Poo blushes me with her fragrant praise.

The Sardonic Six must be retching in unison.






=:>
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:42 AM
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Morty,


Count me in too.




You make me.............


















moist, don't ya know.
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:27 AM
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So good I want more....number 4 :









~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 12:34 PM
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It's still as good the 4th time as it was the 1st.

Say....how do you know??




And did I just hear yon Dillinger order a fifth?













~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:16 PM
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now i know who dillinger is!

morticia's alternate world is quite engrossing.

by the way, since sightless seems to be flirting now with morticia, we're going to have to change her name.

i think she should go by the name of frightseek.
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:47 PM
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In my head..it's doing tricks...and so the time....for number six:





~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:01 PM
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Forgive me Mortimer,

I've been away from computers a lot lately -- between visiting Saratoga over the weekend, Fort Erie on Monday, and doing my silly newspaper work today --

I saw that Dispencer accused you of pedophila -- S2S threatened to pay off goons to harm you -- and supposedly Dillenger and Sniper discussed lawsuits...

Catch me up to speed on all I missed.

TIA,
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Old 08-21-2007, 04:05 PM
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Forgive me Mortimer,

I've been away from computers a lot lately -- between visiting Saratoga over the weekend, Fort Erie on Monday, and doing my silly newspaper work today --

I saw that Dispencer accused you of pedophila -- S2S threatened to pay off goons to harm you -- and supposedly Dillenger and Sniper discussed lawsuits...

Catch me up to speed on all I missed.

TIA,
DrugS






If the Indians missed as little as you...they'd be 12 games in front of Detroit.

That was a pretty good summation.

I think even more than I knew about!



Sounds like you've been busy..good for you.

And would you remind me why you sic'd Mr. Semiconductor on me?
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Old 08-20-2007, 08:35 PM
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(Rollin' mah winder down here)

Hey!!

Charlee and DingBat.

Ya'all got any Gray Poo-Pown??

Well yer a gonna need it....those fastballs need more mustard.
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