The Worst Date You've Been On

NoChanceToDance · #1 08-13-2007, 05:51 PM

I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?

Sightseek · #2 08-13-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?

So it ended up being her best date ever?

I'm just kidding! You set that one up........

AeWingnut · #3 08-13-2007, 07:08 PM

Maybe you can tell me what you mean by bad

lets see there was

1)the one that left the party with someone else
2)the one that turned off the lights and didn't come to the door when I pulled in the driveway.
3)The one that had to be home early to go on another date while she was cheating on her boyfriend.

I guess every other date has been the worst for someone

must be me

Mortimer · #4 08-13-2007, 07:15 PM

Mine isn't going up until...

...oh boy.

Wait a minute.

I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....

....phooey.

I'm going to hold it...

What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.

Oh my God.

I mean that I was on...the date I mean.

I don't believe this.

After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!

I quit....I can't do this.

AeWingnut · #5 08-13-2007, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mine isn't going up until...
...oh boy.
Wait a minute.
I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....
....phooey.
I'm going to hold it...
What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.
Oh my God.
I mean that I was on...the date I mean.
I don't believe this.
After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!
I quit....I can't do this.

Mortimer · #6 08-13-2007, 07:44 PM

What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?

Oh never mind.

I'm going to get this right yet.

All I'm trying to say is I just would rather wait unil a few others come.

Sunnyb!tch!

I can do this .

If just 3 or 4 more would tell about their stories...then I will tell mine....not trying to seem special,but I do like to elevate .........

I like to stand tall.....

Goddammity!!

I know I can do this.

Now I am not trying to say anyone is all wet....

Better put...I am not one to have a swell head....

Is it me?

It's only because I would feel better if a few girls were above my post.

Oh fer the love a mike already!!!

How hard can this be??

I'm going to cry....I really am.

OK..this is it.

It's simple.If a few board boo-bees...

If a few board buddies just stated their story...well I would feel more comfortable at that time in sharing mine.

My story.

With female board buddies........well it could be with any board buddy..as long as it's understood by stories I mean tails......tales.

I think I just came close..........

Fucl<age....can't do it.

Sightseek · #7 08-13-2007, 07:51 PM

Mortimer · #8 08-13-2007, 08:03 PM

I give up Sighty-Poo...I am very frustrated.

Why don't you just make the first move?

You know....what I mean is just go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on.

This is not happening.

I'm not trying to imply you were ever on a date.

I didn't mean that...I'm sure you were.

On a date.....being on a date.

The date being the act of going somewhere with someone....going...like to dinner.

Oh gosh.

You know.....dinner...eating.....at a place you would............... like the place everyone goes...to eat....dinner.Oh I'm sure they all don't go to the same place,but the resturant thing idea.

Ya!...that's what I mean by date.

So just go ahead without me.

I mean since I can't do it.

The post I mean.

Now wait a minute...just go ahead and don't wait for me...go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on.

I don't know...this is impossible.

I'm not typing in here anymore.

AeWingnut · #9 08-13-2007, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?

your worst date was when your date sprung a leak and you didn't have a patch

Mortimer · #10 08-13-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut

your worst date was when your date sprung a leak and you didn't have a patch

OOOOH that is sooooo funny.

SniperSB23 · #11 08-13-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This really wasn't a planned date, but ended up being like it. I had been talking to this receptionist at an office that was a client of mine. We got along great, real easy conversations, but she had a boyfriend. One day when I went in, she seemed sort of upset and I asked why. Come to find out she had broken up with her boyfriend, her doing and was going out that night with friends.

She asked me if I wanted to meet her out and I did. We ended up having a great time, talked almost all night and she probably had way too much to drink, which I understood. Not only because of the break up, but it does take a few drinks to be able to tolerate hanging out with me.

So as the night comes near a close I asked her if she wanted me to drive her home and she thought it would be okay. Her friends seemed to like me and they were fine with it too. As we got about halfway to her place, she rolled the window down, which seemed a bit odd because it was the middle of winter. Less than a minute later she sprayed my front seat with vomit.

I honestly didn't really care because I really liked her, so I didn't make a big deal out of it. I dropped her off, she gave me her number and I went and cleaned out my nasty car. I called her about 5 times after that and she blew me off everytime. I found out eventually she got back together with her boyfriend almost immediatley after our "date". Now when I see her it couldn't be more awkward, I feel like going out to her car and throwing up on it, but I don't. Phucking beotch.

I've done the date with the girl that just broke up with her boyfriend just to have them get back together later route as well. Never a fun time. At least she didn't blow chunks all over my car.

Mortimer · #12 08-13-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This really wasn't a planned date, but ended up being like it. I had been talking to this receptionist at an office that was a client of mine. We got along great, real easy conversations, but she had a boyfriend. One day when I went in, she seemed sort of upset and I asked why. Come to find out she had broken up with her boyfriend, her doing and was going out that night with friends.

She asked me if I wanted to meet her out and I did. We ended up having a great time, talked almost all night and she probably had way too much to drink, which I understood. Not only because of the break up, but it does take a few drinks to be able to tolerate hanging out with me.

So as the night comes near a close I asked her if she wanted me to drive her home and she thought it would be okay. Her friends seemed to like me and they were fine with it too. As we got about halfway to her place, she rolled the window down, which seemed a bit odd because it was the middle of winter. Less than a minute later she sprayed my front seat with vomit.

I honestly didn't really care because I really liked her, so I didn't make a big deal out of it. I dropped her off, she gave me her number and I went and cleaned out my nasty car. I called her about 5 times after that and she blew me off everytime. I found out eventually she got back together with her boyfriend almost immediatley after our "date". Now when I see her it couldn't be more awkward, I feel like going out to her car and throwing up on it, but I don't. Phucking beotch.

Worthy of a vist to a wiccan for that one.

I think you have the best worst so far Hossy.

Sightseek · #13 08-13-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Worthy of a vist to a wiccan for that one.

I think you have the besy worst so far Hossy.

I think he should go throw up on her car!

robfla · #14 08-13-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I called her about 5 times after that and she blew me everytime.

FTFY

NoChanceToDance · #15 08-14-2007, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek

So it ended up being her best date ever?

I'm just kidding! You set that one up........

Ha........

It was just a druken decision saying yes to a girl who you wouldn't give the time of day to if you were soba. She was hot to drop, don't get me wrong, but she was BORING!

I remember meeting her in a club, she bored the hell out of me when i was drunk........ i agreed to meet her on the Saturday night at her place, but by the time i had recovered and remembered i suddenly came over with an "allergic reaction", i felt bad, but there was no way i was going to get along with her. Better than leading her on for a few days, right?

The funniest date i ever went on was to a club, we had a massive argument and we both left with someone else.

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