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Old 08-02-2007, 10:05 AM
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I will shower (not bathe), if you Morton, can force yourself through sheer mental will, to burst spontaneously into flames. Concentrate. Think conflagration.


Fine with me...everyone can just watch you stink then.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:12 AM
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Fine with me...everyone can just watch you stink then.
If everyone can watch me stink, I guess they might smell you burn...
If you can concentrate. Cant you tell that I admire you?
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:27 AM
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If everyone can watch me stink, I guess they might smell you burn...
If you can concentrate. Cant you tell that I admire you?

You couldn't hear the music with a set of HarleyDavidson Megaphones.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:32 AM
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You couldn't hear the music with a set of HarleyDavidson Megaphones.
You are correct. You march to the tune of a different tuba.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:34 AM
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You are correct. You march to the tune of a different tuba.


Do you know who Tom Tuba is?
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:40 AM
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Do you know who Tom Tuba is?
Yes... he dotted the I at Ohio State.
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:51 AM
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Good one.




I think if you tell Dillinger to go fucl< himself that your progress will prove not to be a mirage.
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