Mundanities

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

McDonald's says to "Wake up and smell your life." Unless, of course, you got really drunk the night before. In which case, "Wake up and smell your puke."

Gosh...have you had training in creative writing?




The way you tailored your sentence and sprinkled in that wonderful visual is truly remarkable.











( And I get confined to quarters.)