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![]() If the horse I have bet rears just before he gets to the gate it makes me wanta CRAP.
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![]() Completely unfounded and unscientific handicrapping angles heard on the track or in the OTB:
* Bet the horse who takes the last dump before entering the gate [if it's IN the gate, and you can still get to the window, DOUBLE UP] * Bet (or don't bet, depending on your preference) the horse(s) who have the "track silks" * DON'T bet the horse who's "acting studdish" in the post parade (i.e., has a boner)
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