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Old 06-25-2007, 01:57 PM
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Now I feel bad.






What shall I do?







I know.










I'm sending Hossy to your home right now. He will treat you gingerly yet delight you.





Stand by.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:00 PM
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Now I feel bad.






What shall I do?







I know.










I'm sending Hossy to your home right now. He will treat you gingerly yet delight you.





Stand by.
But I am not home. I am at work!
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:02 PM
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But I am not home. I am at work!

No problem for Hossy the UnderdeskWriter.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:05 PM
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I just jumped out my window at work.
rule-eng un ze flour!!!!!!!!!!!!!









leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!!!!!!














thawd!!
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:09 PM
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MommyDearest;


Will you accept Mr. Dave Brayson as a surrogate duster?
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:14 PM
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:20 PM
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I've sent a trained parot out for you. He should be landing at your window sill any moment now.
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:23 PM
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Talk nicely to him.











He bites!!!
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:23 PM
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I am working right now Morty. I got busy. I don't need anyone Morty. Hubby is just fine. But thank you for the thoughts.

I could use a good file clerk though. Ya got one of those Morty?
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:28 PM
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I just jumped out my window at work.

I have wanted to throw some people out of windows lately! HA HA! Thinking of injuring people, I almost got into a huge fight in the middle of Wellington with a SNOB AZZZ trainer over the weekend when she snubbed me and my horse by dismissing the fact that was waiting to go into the ring and she made a comment like "She can just wait a horse" and waived at me like she was dismissing me. But I kept my cool and bit my tongue when I saw how horrified the girl running the ring was. LOVED THE FACT that I kicked her rider's azz out there though! Them and their expensive azz warmbloods got thier azzes handed to them by a stocky long maned quarter horse. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL KARMA STORY!
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Old 06-25-2007, 02:33 PM
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Morty, now be nice to the hubby, (shall we dub him "Daddydearest") His father is very ill. Leave him alone or you shall make me angry and you won't like me when I am angry. I may have to pull out a wire hanger on your azz.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:14 PM
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Morty, now be nice to the hubby, (shall we dub him "Daddydearest") His father is very ill. Leave him alone or you shall make me angry and you won't like me when I am angry. I may have to pull out a wire hanger on your azz.
I didn't know.I am sorry to hear that.



I hope he gets well and soon.

The wire hanger part was a 10 pie-er.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:15 PM
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:07 PM
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