Drug Testing on the PGA Tour

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Originally Posted by golfer

So let me get this straight: shopping list before my next round, Zanex, downers/beta blockers, steroids, morphine, a little "grass", perhaps a bottle of Jack to wash down the steroids/zanex. That's a heckuva lotta stuff to bring with me to the first tee. But if it helps me play better, well.....

You may not play better, but you will feel better...