Drug Testing on the PGA Tour

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by GPK

There was a big to do back in the early 90's when Nick Price admitted to taking Beta Blockers to help calm his nerves.

I couldn't care less if they drug test or not on the Tour, its not a problem out there.

I have one of those quickie drug tests that I am bringing to Toga. You will have to pee in a cup before the 1st tee. This will help determine if you give me 30 or 36 strokes.

[somerfrost]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

I have one of those quickie drug tests that I am bringing to Toga. You will have to pee in a cup before the 1st tee. This will help determine if you give me 30 or 36 strokes.

Can't see it as a big deal in men's golf...although a few guys look as if they might get the munchies quite frequently...hummm!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by somerfrost

Can't see it as a big deal in men's golf...although a few guys look as if they might get the munchies quite frequently...hummm!

Now...if they ever begin to test for alcohol...on either tour...LOTS OF PEOPLE screwed. The stories I could tell...

[somerfrost]

Originally Posted by GPK

Now...if they ever begin to test for alcohol...on either tour...LOTS OF PEOPLE screwed. The stories I could tell...

Poor John Daley would probably test positive for the rest of his life without another drink.

[golfer]

So let me get this straight: shopping list before my next round, Zanex, downers/beta blockers, steroids, morphine, a little "grass", perhaps a bottle of Jack to wash down the steroids/zanex. That's a heckuva lotta stuff to bring with me to the first tee. But if it helps me play better, well.....

[Storm Cadet]

Originally Posted by golfer

So let me get this straight: shopping list before my next round, Zanex, downers/beta blockers, steroids, morphine, a little "grass", perhaps a bottle of Jack to wash down the steroids/zanex. That's a heckuva lotta stuff to bring with me to the first tee. But if it helps me play better, well.....

And as Rodney Dangerfield said in Caddyshack:

"Gimme some of those naked lady tees!"

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by golfer

So let me get this straight: shopping list before my next round, Zanex, downers/beta blockers, steroids, morphine, a little "grass", perhaps a bottle of Jack to wash down the steroids/zanex. That's a heckuva lotta stuff to bring with me to the first tee. But if it helps me play better, well.....

You may not play better, but you will feel better...

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

You may not play better, but you will feel better...

more like feel nothing after all that...

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

I have one of those quickie drug tests that I am bringing to Toga. You will have to pee in a cup before the 1st tee. This will help determine if you give me 30 or 36 strokes.

shiat....5 a side and you will like it.