10 Dating Tips (M/F)

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Originally Posted by GPK

Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.


not that I am speaking from experience or anything...

Note to self: No eye contact with GPK!