why are vegetarians so angry?

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Iceberg lettuce? Yeesh. No nutritional value and no taste to boot. I call it "crunchy water."

Thats exactly what it is. Does not even have a lot of fiber, thus my futile attempt at a bad joke. In some cases the nasty E.Coli get into it, and that creates a great time with the big white phone in the bathroom.