Question for Flowing Tail

[Suffolk Shippers]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Wow... my brother... i bow to your morning line.

Honestly this is the opening chapter or even the Prologue in our book.

The wal-mart and mama celeste is hilarious, yet so true. That's how i used to try to get laid in high school and is it any wonder that sh*t don't work? Of course not.

What's funny is #12 has the best odds of success and yet is also probably the cheapest money wise. But you are talking about some massively serious time committments with the calling (UGH!!!!!!!) not to mention the L-bomb which obviously no guy in his right mind that is just out surfing for one night of tail really means. So this option is also the most costly in terms of emotional tiresomeness.

Flowing T's top 2 recommendations/general principles:

1. ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL (soon every guy looks like George Clooney to these broads)

2. Don't underestimate home cooking, even if it sucks she's all, "ohhh!! how sweet!! you cooked for me!!" But the prestige of telling her friends about the fancy-dancy white tablecloth & napkin place is not to be undersold... generally yields the dividends in the bedroom later. She sees the check come, combs it over, adds in her head the payback sex required. Trust me if you spend over $100 she is definitely aware of it and you can surely make your play later.

It should also be noted that a hefty dinner tab LIKELY (odds 7/2) buys you the very prestigious fallacio when Aunt Flow is in town. Thats not always acheivable, so keep it in mind.