The most foolish Preakness post...

[Mortimer]

Oh for the love of mike sir.




I read your post and still feel unqualified to hack it up.....I can't beat what you've already done.




Paint eyes and a mouth on your folded hand and make your fingers move to simulate a talking face.





Spirits are invited to this avenue into our world.Your hand will then tell you how to rewrite this mess.