I'm so glad there is an esoteric section

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave

well it ain't likely that "plutonic" relationships are gonna git ya there

platonic sex is the best kind....just get up and go the f*ck home afterwards

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Oh poo.





Thebby has drank herself silly.

I felt sure she was ripe to cough up the secret numbers to the control room here.



Then it would have been bye-bye ParisHiltonFunBunch!!












=;>

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Mookys and cookies...anyone?

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Hossy.....get some Onion Chippy-Dippy into Thebby.




Just ram it in there raw....that stuff would revive Ted Koppel.

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or



Get her on the phone with CowCat and let him tell her horse jokes.

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What's the report on my conditions?





Have you 4 acceptances yet?

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My return is a smashing failure.



With any luck Eddeby Abby will welcome me back.

That will make even sloths run quickly.

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10-4 sir.


I knew Thebby would lose her clothes at a moments notice.

The other 3 fraidy cats will be much tougher.

Ply them with Uncle Barneys shotgun lipstick applicater......they'd like that.