Unbreakable Records

Completing the Whorstmans UCLA bball records. 88 straight wins....

My friend Charlie Leone farting ~143 times in 1 minute. He swallowed air for 10 minutes and then showed unprecedented sphincter muscle control by firing off these odorless nitrogen/oxygen emmissions in rapid fire succession. A proverbial Gaitlin gun of passing wind. UnGodly.

We used a hand held counter but the one minute of intense belly laughter during the record may have led to some minor inaccuracies in counting.
Many may want an * by this feat but I chose a ~ because it really was right around this mark.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Completing the Whorstmans UCLA bball records. 88 straight wins....

My friend Charlie Leone farting ~143 times in 1 minute. He swallowed air for 10 minutes and then showed an unprecedented sphincter muscle control by firing off these odorless nitrogen/oxygen emmissions in rapid fire succession. A proverbial Gaitlin gun of passing wind. UnGodly.

We used a hand held counter but the one minute of intense belly laughter during the record may have led to some minor inaccuracies in counting.
Many may want an * by this feat but I chose a ~ because it really was right around this mark.

Dear God...your wife is a saint.

Originally Posted by GPK

Dear God...your wife is a saint.

She did not know me. This record was set in 1976 in the 2nd floor bedroom of Charlie's house.

Ty Cobbs .358 or so batting average lifetime. Ichiro... cant touch this, Hammer time...
Oh yes. Almost all of Chamberlain's season averages are in the "cant touch this" category.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by pgardn

She did not know me. This record was set in 1976 in the 2nd floor bedroom of Charlie's house.

Ty Cobbs .358 or so batting average lifetime. Ichiro... cant touch this, Hammer time...

Lucky for you then P

[GPK]

Golf wise....

Tigers 15 shot win in the 2000 US Open at Pebble Beach will NEVER be touched.

Originally Posted by GPK

Golf wise....

Tigers 15 shot win in the 2000 US Open at Pebble Beach will NEVER be touched.

Thats a good One.

[whorstman]

Originally Posted by GPK

Golf wise....

Tigers 15 shot win in the 2000 US Open at Pebble Beach will NEVER be touched.

One of at least 10 to come playa!

Lets see.....

Most majors
Most wins
Most money
Largest margin in major
Most consecutive majors?


15 shots at US Open is friggin ridiculous!

BTW, GPK, I was killin the driver yesterday!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by whorstman

One of at least 10 to come playa!

Lets see.....

Most majors
Most wins
Most money
Largest margin in major
Most consecutive majors?


15 shots at US Open is friggin ridiculous!

BTW, GPK, I was killin the driver yesterday!

Tiger owns or shares the record for the lowest score under par in every major. He owns 3 outright...and only shares the record in the PGA Championship (18 under par)with Bob May, whom he later beat by 1 shot in a 3 hole playoff.

They guy won 3 straight USGA Juniors and 3 straight USGA Am's. That is winning 36 STRAIGHT match play matches...

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Completing the Whorstmans UCLA bball records. 88 straight wins....

My friend Charlie Leone farting ~143 times in 1 minute. He swallowed air for 10 minutes and then showed unprecedented sphincter muscle control by firing off these odorless nitrogen/oxygen emmissions in rapid fire succession. A proverbial Gaitlin gun of passing wind. UnGodly.

We used a hand held counter but the one minute of intense belly laughter during the record may have led to some minor inaccuracies in counting.
Many may want an * by this feat but I chose a ~ because it really was right around this mark.

Has Guiness been notified??

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

Has Guiness been notified??

Yes. He was sent an innappropriate amount of Stout. But thats my take. And after the beer, instead of farting, he was burping. Beer, the downfall of many a sports legend.