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Old 06-19-2007, 05:36 PM
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What would you give as odds against me lasting the first day if I went to Saratoga?
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:49 PM
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With your vast legion of admirers going to Saratoga, I think it's a lock that you'd be held hostage well into September.

Andy would force you into servitude at Ciro's and the BBQ crew will have you turning the spit, sort of like a perverse apparition of Sisyphus.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:18 PM
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With your vast legion of admirers going to Saratoga, I think it's a lock that you'd be held hostage well into September.

Andy would force you into servitude at Ciro's and the BBQ crew will have you turning the spit, sort of like a perverse apparition of Sisyphus.





Finer work....there never was.




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Old 06-20-2007, 01:39 PM
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You are too, too nice...really.

Really a nice person when you get down to it.

I am truly agog over your swellness. I can picture you right at home in Saratoga. Don't forget your "big hat".
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:44 PM
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You are too, too nice...really.

Really a nice person when you get down to it.

I am truly agog over your swellness. I can picture you right at home in Saratoga. Don't forget your "big hat".


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and again!!













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Old 06-20-2007, 02:03 PM
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100 AndyPandas if Morty actually shows up at Toga.
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100 AndyPandas if Morty actually shows up at Toga.
I just noticed your location.




OOOOOOOOOO






And as a result of your declaration of love for me...




....I now enshrine you in MORTY'S GIRLS.




Congratulations.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:26 PM
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I am leaviing this site as of now. I exit the way I came in.



I request any trace of my being here be expunged....immediately.

But imaginary friends never die.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:40 PM
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I am leaviing this site as of now. I exit the way I came in.



I request any trace of my being here be expunged....immediately.

But imaginary friends never die.
Don't leave, Morty! I will die without you...



































and without your money.
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:56 PM
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What would you give as odds against me lasting the first day if I went to Saratoga?
not very good.
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...thank you....but it looks like your head is resting on a table..
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:27 AM
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Shoud there be a "Kiss My" to go with that...
fine work sir
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:31 AM
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Shoud there be a "Kiss My" to go with that...
fine work sir

...too kind dave......but no....my fine artistry speaks for itself.....i have a job ticket open....would you like it?...
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:36 AM
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I'm awfully busy right now but for a friend I may be able to find time to lend a helping hand...What might I ask does the job entail??
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:38 AM
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I'm awfully busy right now but for a friend I may be able to find time to lend a helping hand...What might I ask does the job entail??
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...well your pretty darned close.....a belated happy birthday dustng for cajunatah....what do you say?...
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:45 AM
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!!!

Ouch!!! Dave!!!

He said feather dusting, not rose thorn dusting!!!

Oh wait...

Maybe he didn't mention feathers. Oops.
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...well your pretty darned close.....a belated happy birthday dustng for cajunatah....what do you say?...

Will it matter if she knows it's comin'....and would it be ok if the dustng took place in the bed of my F350
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:50 AM
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Will it matter if she knows it's comin'....and would it be ok if the dustng took place in the bed of my F350
Do you seriously have an F350? I love those...

I drive a Ford Escape.
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