Well Now

[Mortimer]

Good evening.

As you know....


...I have ra-turned from another highly successful Great White Hunter trip to Africa.

It's great to be back.



I bagged a small goat and 2 Canadian geese.

I know.

Canadians are really stupid.





Anyhoooo..


...I would like to thank Stevie-poo and even more so ...Thebby. Thebby has been more than swell to me . It seems like I have put her through a lot. I know she must have received hundreds of rat letters from some ofthe little darlings out there.


This is not my place and I have no animosity here.I will leave shortly as I do not want to increase the workload of the finely endowed Thebby.Whatever she's paid ....it's not enough.




I will take a break and allow my fan....I mean my fans to speak.